Feral Housewife Wine

You bring your people. We bring the wine, the vibe, and zero pretension. What it is: • A guided tasting for your crew—birthdays, bachelorettes, “we survived the week” parties. • Real Texas wine. No lectures. Just enough info to sound impressive later. What you get: • Curated flights (rosé-forward, bold reds, or “surprise me”). • A host who keeps things moving and keeps it fun. Why it’s different: • No stuffy rules. Ask questions. Or don’t. • Playlist > silence. Laughter > swirling technique. • Photo-friendly everything. Yes, we know why you’re here. How it works: • Groups of 4+ (we’ll flex if you ask nicely). • 30-60 minutes of tasting, snacking, and mild chaos. Add-ons available: bubbles, extra pours, custom themes. • Charcuterie and snacks • Good to know • You don’t need to “know wine.” You need to like having a good time. • Hydrate. Pace yourself. Or don’t—we’re not your mom.

From $16 / person